May 18
Liberals! Yes, They are This Stupid

Liberals! Yes, They are This Stupid

“We must be able to arrest people before they commit crimes. By registering guns and knowing who has them we can do that. If they have guns they are pretty likely to commit a crime.” Vermont State Senator Mary Ann Carlson.

Full disclosure, according to Snopes.com, Mary Ann Carlson said she never said that.

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Sep 29

By far Best OBAMA cartoon yet …

By far Best OBAMA cartoon yet …

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~Uncle Don, Park County, CO

 

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Feb 02

Tolerance

I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built at Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant. Thus the Mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.  Read on!

That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, “The Turban Cowboy “, and the other a topless bar called “You Mecca Me Hot.”

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Jan 28

VERY  IMPORTANT TO READ FOR THOSE WHO TAKE  MEDICATIONS, ESPECIALLY AS WE  AGE!!     

MEDICINE-MIXING   ALERT

Most  people know not to  mix certain medicines without  consulting  their doctors.

Some   medicines cannot be mixed with certain   foods… and certainly most of us know not to  mix  certain medicines with alcohol… although, some  people think that mixing  alcohol and medicine is   harmless.

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Jan 25

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, ‘Why is the bride dressed in white?”
The mother replied, ‘Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.’
The child thought about this for a moment then said, ‘So why is the groom wearing black?’

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Jan 22

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life in 2011- Remember

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written An impressive new book. It’s called ……..’Ministers Do More Than Lay People’

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink And be Mary..

3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant flash and it is gone.

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Jan 20

An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession.  Like many young Men his age, the boy didn’t really know what he wanted to do, and he didn’t seem too concerned about it.  One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment.  He went into the boy’s room and placed on his study table four objects.

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Jan 19

HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

  1. 1. Go to a second hand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14-16 work boots.
  2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine..
  3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
  4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

“Bubba,

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Jan 17

The 26th amendment (granting the right to vote for 18 year-olds) took only 3 months & 8 days to be ratified!  Why?  Simple!  The people demanded it.  That was in 1971…before computers, before e-mail, before cell phones, etc.

Of the 27 amendments to the Constitution, seven (7) took 1 year or less to become the law of the land…all because of public pressure.

I’m asking each of you that read this to share it with your social networks and e-mail lists.

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Jan 04

Rules for the Non-Military

Dear Civilians,

We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.

For those of you who can’t join, you can still lend a hand. Here  are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:

  1. The next time you see any adults talking  (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem – kick their  ass.

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