Jan 25

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, ‘Why is the bride dressed in white?”
The mother replied, ‘Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.’
The child thought about this for a moment then said, ‘So why is the groom wearing black?’

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Jan 19

HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

  1. 1. Go to a second hand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14-16 work boots.
  2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine..
  3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
  4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

“Bubba,

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Jan 17

The 26th amendment (granting the right to vote for 18 year-olds) took only 3 months & 8 days to be ratified!  Why?  Simple!  The people demanded it.  That was in 1971…before computers, before e-mail, before cell phones, etc.

Of the 27 amendments to the Constitution, seven (7) took 1 year or less to become the law of the land…all because of public pressure.

I’m asking each of you that read this to share it with your social networks and e-mail lists.

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Jan 04

Rules for the Non-Military

Dear Civilians,

We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.

For those of you who can’t join, you can still lend a hand. Here  are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:

  1. The next time you see any adults talking  (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem – kick their  ass.

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Jan 04

In the fun world of the administration of justice, not all the laughs are in the court-room. Indeed, giggles and guffaws can erupt at almost any time or place.

For example:

On a bitterly cold winter’s day several years ago in northern British Columbia, a RCMP constable on patrol came across a motorcyclist, who was swathed in protective clothing and helmet, stalled by the roadside.

“What’s the matter?” asked the policeman..

“Carburetor’s frozen,” was the terse reply.

“Pee on it. That’ll thaw it out.” – said the policeman

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Dec 28

Thomas Jefferson was truly an amazing, gifted man whom God in his sovereignty chose to lead America in its early days. Just look what he accomplished before he was 20.

  • At 5, began studying under his cousin’s tutor.
  • At 9, studied Latin, Greek and French.
  • At 14, studied classical literature and additional languages.
  • At 16, entered the College of William and Mary.
  • At 19, studied Law for 5 years starting under George Wythe.

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Dec 27

A little house with three bedrooms,

one bathroom and one car on the street.

A mower that you had to push

to make the grass look neat.

In the kitchen on the wall

we only had one phone,

And no need for recording things,

someone was always home.

We only had a living room

where we would congregate,

unless it was at mealtime

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Dec 27

Motivational Posters

Take note fellow Americans, before it’s too late!

“Where can I get my pistol engraved like this?”

The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important than either… The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental.

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Dec 10

This is a lesson for us all 🙂

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

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Dec 08

The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the Tea Party are prompting an exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they’ll soon be required to hunt, pray, and to agree with Bill O’Reilly and Glenn Beck.

Canadian border farmers say it’s not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night.

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