Oct 17

WHAT A PITY KULULA DOESN’T FLY INTERNATIONALLY – WE SHOULD SUPPORT THEM IF ONLY FOR THEIR HUMOR – SO TYPICALLY SOUTH AFRICAN.

Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg. Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight “safety lecture” and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:
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Oct 17

This was an e-mail forwarded to me by my grandpa.

My  name is d’Lynn.  I’m a disabled Vietnam  vet.  I don’t look too bad for a beat-up  old fart, do I?  And that’s my ride.   She’s looking pretty good also, especially  when you consider that she’ll turn twenty this  summer.  That’s right, it’s a 1990 with a  1990 sidecar.  I can’t ride a solo bike,  ergo the sidecar rig.  It’s my sole means  of transportation – rain or shine, snow or wind,  and this summer also marks a milestone in both  of our lives, as I will finally be able to pay  her off.  Twenty years old?  What?   Why did it take so long?  You weren’t  paying attention, were you?  It’s right at  the beginning of this paragraph.

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Oct 17

When your friends can’t explain why they voted for Democrats, give them this list. They can then pick a reason.

10. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

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Sep 24

Funny but most of the time we never know what our elderly elders accomplished in their lives….

Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn’t seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their “Older Person Friendly” policies.

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Sep 24

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

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Sep 20

SOME OF YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THIS — (FOR THE REST OF YOU, IT WILL BE A LEARNING SITUATION)

A LICK AND A PROMISE

‘I’ll just give this a lick and a promise,’ my mother said as she quickly mopped up a spill on the floor without moving any of the furniture.

‘What is that supposed to mean,’ I asked as in my young mind I envisioned someone licking the floor with his or her tongue.

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Sep 20

I want this for Christmas! 1957,  1958 & 1959 All Rolled Into  One! This  car was built by N2A  motors (No Two Alike).
Unbelievable!  The  company is planning a production run of  about 100 vehicles. It  sits on a Corvette  C6 chassis, Front styled like a 57  Chevy, side like a 58, rear like a  59.  Hence  the designation  “789.”

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Sep 18

COWBOY TOMBSTONE

Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in The Logan City Cemetery, Logan, Utah…I wonder if he died knowing he won the ‘Coolest Headstone’ contest?

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

  1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up,  and has a job.
  2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

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Sep 18

Fast Facts
1. Born: March 13, 1950
2. Birthplace: New York City, New York
3. Raised in Montreal, Canada
4. Attended McGill University and Harvard Medical School
5. 1972 diving accident left him a paraplegic
6. Directed psychiatric research for the Carter administration
7. Began writing career in 1981 with The New Republic
8. Helped develop the “Reagan Doctrine” in the 80s
9. Appointed to Presidential Council on Bioethics in 2002

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Aug 24
GOOD THING TO KNOW:

New Law: If a patrol car is pulled over to the side of the road, you have to change to the next lane (away from the stopped vehicle) or slow down by 20 mph. Every state except Hawaii , Maryland and D.C. has this law.  In California , the “Move-over” law became operative on January 1, 2010.

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