Jan 04

In the fun world of the administration of justice, not all the laughs are in the court-room. Indeed, giggles and guffaws can erupt at almost any time or place.

For example:

On a bitterly cold winter’s day several years ago in northern British Columbia, a RCMP constable on patrol came across a motorcyclist, who was swathed in protective clothing and helmet, stalled by the roadside.

“What’s the matter?” asked the policeman..

“Carburetor’s frozen,” was the terse reply.

“Pee on it. That’ll thaw it out.” – said the policeman

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Dec 28

Thomas Jefferson was truly an amazing, gifted man whom God in his sovereignty chose to lead America in its early days. Just look what he accomplished before he was 20.

  • At 5, began studying under his cousin’s tutor.
  • At 9, studied Latin, Greek and French.
  • At 14, studied classical literature and additional languages.
  • At 16, entered the College of William and Mary.
  • At 19, studied Law for 5 years starting under George Wythe.

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Dec 27

A little house with three bedrooms,

one bathroom and one car on the street.

A mower that you had to push

to make the grass look neat.

In the kitchen on the wall

we only had one phone,

And no need for recording things,

someone was always home.

We only had a living room

where we would congregate,

unless it was at mealtime

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Dec 27

Motivational Posters

Take note fellow Americans, before it’s too late!

“Where can I get my pistol engraved like this?”

The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important than either… The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental.

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Dec 10

This is a lesson for us all 🙂

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

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Dec 08

The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the Tea Party are prompting an exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they’ll soon be required to hunt, pray, and to agree with Bill O’Reilly and Glenn Beck.

Canadian border farmers say it’s not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night.

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Oct 17

WHAT A PITY KULULA DOESN’T FLY INTERNATIONALLY – WE SHOULD SUPPORT THEM IF ONLY FOR THEIR HUMOR – SO TYPICALLY SOUTH AFRICAN.

Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg. Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight “safety lecture” and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:
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Oct 17

This was an e-mail forwarded to me by my grandpa.

My  name is d’Lynn.  I’m a disabled Vietnam  vet.  I don’t look too bad for a beat-up  old fart, do I?  And that’s my ride.   She’s looking pretty good also, especially  when you consider that she’ll turn twenty this  summer.  That’s right, it’s a 1990 with a  1990 sidecar.  I can’t ride a solo bike,  ergo the sidecar rig.  It’s my sole means  of transportation – rain or shine, snow or wind,  and this summer also marks a milestone in both  of our lives, as I will finally be able to pay  her off.  Twenty years old?  What?   Why did it take so long?  You weren’t  paying attention, were you?  It’s right at  the beginning of this paragraph.

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Oct 17

When your friends can’t explain why they voted for Democrats, give them this list. They can then pick a reason.

10. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

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Sep 24

Funny but most of the time we never know what our elderly elders accomplished in their lives….

Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn’t seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their “Older Person Friendly” policies.

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